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Book The Player

Part Player character

The player is female. The description of the player is "This is it. You're here to win the insult battle championship, and you're ready for it. Maybe.

Your hair is in a tight ponytail and you're wearing the most credible street clothes you own.".

Instead of searching the player:

try taking inventory.

Instead of smelling the player:

say "The deodorant hasn't failed. Yet."

Instead of zapping yourself with the taser:

say "The situation is not that dire yet."

Eating yourself is acting silly.

Drinking yourself is acting silly.

Kissing yourself is acting silly.

Buying yourself is acting silly.

Playing yourself is acting silly.

Instead of acting silly:

say "That's just crazy talk."