Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma — 34 of 87

Volume II - World

Book When play begins

When play begins (this is the intro rule):

say "'[yo momma insult]!'[paragraph break]";

say "Your heart is pounding and you find it hard to breathe. You didn't supect that the quips would hit this hard in a real situation. Focus. Focus![paragraph break]";

say "'[lame insult]...'[paragraph break]";

say "Oh man. You didn't just say that. You did. Oh man.[paragraph break]";

say "The crowd starts booing and whistling. It's over. You blew it. Gus grins like a retard who has just plucked the last leg off a spider. You're not sure that you can find it in you to challenge him again.[line break][paragraph break]".