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Juhana Leinonen

Release 3

Chapter Drinks

Drink-color is a kind of value. Drink-colors are clear, brown, black, and red.

A drink is a kind of thing. A drink can be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. A drink is usually alcoholic. The indefinite article of a drink is "a glass of". A drink has a drink-color called color. The color of a drink is usually clear.

A drink can be safe, primed for drugging, or spiced. A drink is usually safe.

Understand "drink" and "glass" and "glass of" as the drink.

The cola is a non-alcoholic drink in the Bar. The description is "Ah, cola. A classic." The color is black. Understand "coke" as the cola.

The tonic is a non-alcoholic drink in the Bar. The description is "It's like water, but with bubbles." Understand "mineral" and "water" as the tonic.

The gin is a drink in the Bar. The description is "Gin, the grampa's choice."

The wine is a drink in the Bar. The description is "When beer just isn't fine enough." The color is red.

The beer is a drink in the Bar. The description is "Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." The color is brown.

The vodka is a drink in the Bar. The description is "Vodka is almost pure alcohol. The best way to get drunk quickly."

Before printing the name of a spiced drink while taking inventory:

say "spiked ".

Understand "spiked" and "spiced" and "drugged" as a drink when the item described is spiced.

Understand "alcohol/alcoholic" and "booze" as a drink when the item described is alcoholic.

Understand "non-alcoholic" as a drink when the item described is non-alcoholic.

Instead of inserting a drink into something:

try mixing the noun into the second noun.

Instead of drinking a drink:

if the noun is alcoholic:

say "Better keep your senses sharp.";

otherwise:

say "You're not especially thirsty."

Instead of drinking a spiced drink:

say "No way! You'd probably be knocked out cold!"

Instead of tasting a drink:

try drinking the noun.

Instead of attacking a bought drink:

say "That would just spill the contents everywhere."

Definition: a drink is masked alcohol if it is the mix and it is alcoholic and the color of it is black.

To reset (glass - a drink):

now the glass is safe;

if glass is the mix:

remove mix from play;

otherwise:

now the glass is in the Bar.

The hint list of a drink is usually the table of unbought drink hints.

Table of unbought drink hints

hint
"You don't have any money to buy drinks."
"Even if you have money, you surely don't have enough."
"You need to find someone to buy you drinks."
"Talk to [the Sleaze] until he tells you how to get him buy you drinks."

Table of bought drink hints

hint
"Drinks are for drinking, but you shouldn't drink them yourself."
"There are two characters who you can offer drinks to."
"Did you notice the poster?"
"Did you know that if you have two drinks, you can pour one into another and create a mix?"