Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma — 14 of 87

Juhana Leinonen

Release 3

Chapter Lame insults

Table of Lame Insults

insult
"Yo momma's so stupid she doesn't know anything"
"Yo momma's so fat and stupid"
"Yo momma's so fat she has a lot of weight"
"Yo momma's so fat because she eats a lot"
"Yo momma's so ugly that people say she doesn't look good"
"Yo momma's so ugly because her face is so ugly"
"Yo momma's so stupid that she's dumb"
"Yo momma's so stupid she has a low IQ"
"Yo momma's so fat she has a large belly"
"Yo momma's so ugly she has unattractive physical qualities"
"Yo momma's so fat everyone says she's really fat"
"Yo momma's so poor she doesn't have any money"
"Yo momma's so fat she weighs a lot"
"Yo momma's so fat the doctor said she should lose weight"

To say lame insult:

choose a random row in the Table of Lame Insults;

say "[insult entry]".

To say lame insult in lower case:

choose a random row in the Table of Lame Insults;

say "[insult entry in lower case]".