Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma — 13 of 87
Juhana Leinonen
Release 3
Book Insults
Chapter Yo Momma insults
Table of Yo Momma Insults
| insult |
| "Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite in orbit around her" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she needs a dictionary to read the alphabet" |
| "Yo momma's so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she got lost in the desert and drowned" |
| "Yo momma's so ugly a grue refused to eat her" |
| "Yo momma's so fat she drove three all-you-can-eat buffets into bankruptcy - in one night" |
| "Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she lost count while counting to one" |
| "Yo momma's so fat her chins have different area codes" |
| "Yo momma's so fat she bought two tents and a coil of rope to make herself a bikini top" |
| "Yo momma's so old she had a pet dodo" |
| "Yo momma's so fat she's likely to be half-eaten by a grue" |
| "Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to throw her back into the ocean" |
| "Yo momma's so fat when she walks on the road she's legally classified as a semi-truck" |
| "Yo momma's so fat when she switches her watch to the other hand she has to set it to a new time zone" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and starved" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout" |
| "Yo momma's so ugly she's the control at the ugly stick factory" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she got run over by a parked car" |
| "Yo momma's so stupid she saw a 'wet floor' sign and did it" |
| "Yo momma's so fat when they take aerial photos they have to ask her to move out of the way" |
| "Yo momma's so fat when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed it's because she has to use the spare pulley" |
| "Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs a pound" |
To say yo momma insult:
choose a random row in the Table of Yo Momma Insults;
say "[insult entry]".