Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma — 13 of 87

Juhana Leinonen

Release 3

Book Insults

Chapter Yo Momma insults

Table of Yo Momma Insults

"Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite in orbit around her"
"Yo momma's so stupid she needs a dictionary to read the alphabet"
"Yo momma's so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower"
"Yo momma's so stupid she got lost in the desert and drowned"
"Yo momma's so ugly a grue refused to eat her"
"Yo momma's so fat she drove three all-you-can-eat buffets into bankruptcy - in one night"
"Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry"
"Yo momma's so stupid she lost count while counting to one"
"Yo momma's so fat her chins have different area codes"
"Yo momma's so fat she bought two tents and a coil of rope to make herself a bikini top"
"Yo momma's so old she had a pet dodo"
"Yo momma's so fat she's likely to be half-eaten by a grue"
"Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to throw her back into the ocean"
"Yo momma's so fat when she walks on the road she's legally classified as a semi-truck"
"Yo momma's so fat when she switches her watch to the other hand she has to set it to a new time zone"
"Yo momma's so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and starved"
"Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout"
"Yo momma's so ugly she's the control at the ugly stick factory"
"Yo momma's so stupid she got run over by a parked car"
"Yo momma's so stupid she saw a 'wet floor' sign and did it"
"Yo momma's so fat when they take aerial photos they have to ask her to move out of the way"
"Yo momma's so fat when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed it's because she has to use the spare pulley"
"Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs a pound"

To say yo momma insult:

choose a random row in the Table of Yo Momma Insults;

say "[insult entry]".