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Section 8 - Sausage

The sausage is a thing on the plate. The sausage equals the scissors. The sausage is small.

Understand "salami" as the sausage.

Understand "food" as the sausage.

The description is "[if edible]The sausage looks, if not exactly fresh, but edible enough.[otherwise]It's some kind of long salami-style sausage. Salt has preserved it comparably well, but it's still rancid enough to not be edible."

Check eating the inedible sausage:

say "It's way past its best before date." instead.

Check eating the edible sausage:

say "It's tempting, but shifu had [us] follow a vegetarian diet and a sudden move back to eating meat would probably upset [our] stomach." instead.

Instead of tasting the sausage:

try eating the sausage.

Check giving the sausage to the fish:

say "[We]['re] not much of a biologist, but [we]['re] quite sure that fish don't eat sausages." instead.

Check washing the inedible sausage with the koi pond:

say "Washing the sausage itself wouldn't make it any more edible. It's gone bad." instead.

[Rules concerning feeding the sausage to the dog are in the dog chapter.]